Corny State

Questions:

1. What is Pebbles Flintstone’s favorite state?
2. What do they call just a little swig in the gulf coast?
3. If the Yankees moved across the Hudson river, what would they need?
4. What do you call generous people from Portland?
5. What do you call a pet owned by a man with yellow hat in Atlanta?
6. What do you call a Mexican hairless in Detroit?
7. What did verbless aborigines say to Shawn Bradley?
8. What do you call scary poultry in Louisville?
9. What was the name of the Denver club that made a lot of fuss over neck apparel?
10. What would you name a country club in Memphis if it had an ocean view?
11. What will be the name of Sacramento’s state if immigration continues to escalate?
12. If you misplaced something in New Orleans, where would you be?
13. If my family had moved to Seattle when I was a kid, what would my mom do on laundry day?
14. A pit in Boise?
15. A baby born in Santa Fe to a couple from Guadalajara?
16. What did the mother cat sing to her kitten after checking a calendar in Topeka?
17. What did the surprised Des Moines borrower say?
18. Where did the cowboy's computer-savvy sister go to school?
19. What do you have if you get a bunch of scrapes on your heels in the desert?

Answers

1. What is Pebbles Flintstone’s favorite state? Alabam-bama
2. Mississip
3. New Jerseys
4. Oregon donors
5. Curious Georgian
6. An ugly dog. Nothing to do with Michigan, it’s just ugly everywhere.
7. U-tahl
8. Kentucky Fright Chicken
9. Collar-Ado
10. Tennis-Sea.
11. Califoreignya
12. Lose-iana.
13. Wash-a-ton
14. Ida-hole
15. A New Mexican
16. Everything’s up to date in Kansas, Kitty
17. I owe what??!?!
18. The University of Tech-sis
19. Feet nicks in Arizona

Man, I need a job. Is the Pop-sicle stick company hiring? Corny joke division?