Woulda Coulda Shoulda

So Ryan and I stopped at a Subway for lunch in Pecos, Texas. Ryan fetched our sandwiches. I had tuna and he had steak and onions. Referring to the unique aromatic sensation created, he commented how it was a good thing Mom wasn't there. He reported that when he asked for extra onions, a woman next to him in line remarked, "I guess you won't be kissing anyone today!" I said, "You should have asked her if she was offering." He contorted his face and said, "No, Dad. She was like a 50-year old lady!" Then he got into the spirit of missed opportunities and said, "Yeah, I should have said, 'I havent eaten them yet, Sugar.'"