At your service

“Dad, why didn’t you wake me up?!”

    “I did. I opened your door, told you to wake up, turned on the light and opened the blinds.”

“Well, obviously that didn’t work.”

    “I know you were awake. You made an earnest groaning sound and you even got up to close your door.”

“I know, but then I went back to bed. You should have come back five minutes later! And would it have killed you to bring a scone, a little cocoa, and a palm frond? Sheesh Dad.”