New Commandments (and Proverbs) for Hixon kids

1. Thou shalt not wear athletic socks to church
2. Thou shalt not text while driving, including “just checking to see who it is from”
3. When thou kneelest for family prayer, thine shoulders should be higher than thine hips
4. Thou shalt not speed
5. Slamming thy bedroom door only serves to increase thy trouble
6. When thou removest thine shoes from off thine feet, do not leave them in the kitchen or entry
7. Thou shalt never hit thine sister, even if she totally deservest it
8. If thou enjoyest a glass of chocolate milk, thou shalt rinse the vessel and place it in the dishwasher
9. If thou borrowest clothing without asking, promptly return the article in clean condition lest thou incur wrath
10. Thou shalt play chess with thy father if thou sayest that thou art “bored” on thy Facebook status