Friday, March 13, 2009

Dave's Dictionary

Bunco (bŭng'kō) noun: A dice-rolling game dice

Bunco group (bŭng'kō groop) noun: A collection of suburban housewives that gather monthly to pretend to play Bunco while they visit.

Hosting bunco (hosting bŭng'kō) noun: To be avoided if possible. It’s like a real estate showing but worse: you vacuum, sanitize and fluff everything, then feed everyone but you are not welcome downstairs for three hours and there isn’t even a chance that you’ll get an offer (or dinner).

1 comment:

Aselin said...

But you do get a happy, highly socialized wife. That's WAY better than dinner.