More on Saturn

So, last night I saw an early draft of Natalie’s Saturn Travel Brochure. It is so cute – it mentions that with average temperatures around 300 below, you’ll want to be sure you bring your parka and mittens. Then she describes all the tourist activities, like ice skating, sledding, and skiing. She points out the “good news” that if you buy a SnoCone, it won’t melt! OK, never mind that the planet has no water. Cold is no fun without water. And never mind that there is no oxygen, and even if there were, you wouldn’t live long enough to exhale. But I guess truth would put a damper on any travel brochure. ”Come to Saturn, where your blood freezes in your veins and you instantly die!” Anyway, Kara told her to leave the snow and ice attractions; they could use imported moisture. Besides, the brochure isn’t real. People don’t go to Saturn. Duh. (I told her to add a car rental add, for the economy car Earth. She didn’t get it.)