Saturday, March 29, 2008

Slurpees

The other day as Kara was paying for her Slurpee, worker boy told her that she had the wrong cup for a Slurpee (she had one of the Styrofoam fountain drink cups, not the plastic Slurpee cups.) Look, Skippy, I wouldn’t go there with her. Do you not know who this is? She’s had more Slurpees this week than you’ve had birthdays! She’s probably had more than one on your current shift. Your 500% mark-up should cover any kind of cup. She says the Styrofoam provides better insulation. Yes, it makes a difference to her. She has more adjectives for Slurpees than you have Funyuns. Sorry to throw your cup inventory out of whack, and charge her what you will, but she will have Styrofoam.

3 comments:

Brian said...

Good one, and funny! You sound like the Police captain in "So I Married an Axe Murder" when he is trying to be mean.

Rachel said...

Oh my heavens I am dying!

Sara said...

CLASSIC Kara! I love the Kara stories!