Saturday, September 12, 2009

More animal jokes

What do you call a person that plants rabbits?

Hare Potter

Cats waiting their turn to pay their charges?

Fee lines

What do you call a dance only for birds?

A fowl ball

The official song of the Donner party?

We’re off to see the blizzard.

What does a kangaroo say when you remove his Band-aid?

Pouch!

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