When I was 12, a friend once remarked, “You are corny!” He hit the nail on the head; I have a very “corny” sense of humor sometimes. (Like the Oil of Olé joke.) I have been in a mood lately so here are few more new, bad jokes. Most are lame and make you think, “That’s bad.” I know. But they are original and there may be one that makes you smile. (But maybe not.)
Q: What did the dad say to his “Star Wars” fan daughter when her sight was restored?
A: Look, I’m your father.
Q: What do you get if you cross sweet potatoes and a muffler?
A: Silence of the yams
Q: What do you have if an ice storm hit Atlanta’s Turner Field?
A: Land of the freeze, home of the Braves
Q: What happened to Bam-Bam when he hit Pebbles?
A: He got in big rubble.
Q: What did the Cuban guy when his friend couldn’t remember to couplet, “Righty Tighty – Lefty _______”
A: Looo-sie!!
Q: How did John Wayne’s dad introduce himself to his son?
A: Duke, I’m your father
7 comments:
original indeed!
One small contribution - "Who is the King of all Cornies?"
King L-ear? (Get it?)
Very impressive indeed.
King Lear is good, I was thinking Pop Corn.
What did the slow mustard say?
"I can't Ketchup!!!"
Thats my original. You should hear Jeffs!
Nice. I like it.
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