Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Original Corn

When I was 12, a friend once remarked, “You are corny!” He hit the nail on the head; I have a very “corny” sense of humor sometimes. (Like the Oil of Olé joke.) I have been in a mood lately so here are few more new, bad jokes. Most are lame and make you think, “That’s bad.” I know. But they are original and there may be one that makes you smile. (But maybe not.)

Q: What did the dad say to his “Star Wars” fan daughter when her sight was restored?

A: Look, I’m your father.

Q: What do you get if you cross sweet potatoes and a muffler?

A: Silence of the yams

Q: What do you have if an ice storm hit Atlanta’s Turner Field?

A: Land of the freeze, home of the Braves

Q: What happened to Bam-Bam when he hit Pebbles?

A: He got in big rubble.

Q: What did the Cuban guy when his friend couldn’t remember to couplet, “Righty Tighty – Lefty _______”

A: Looo-sie!!

Q: How did John Wayne’s dad introduce himself to his son?

A: Duke, I’m your father

7 comments:

Sara said...

original indeed!

Bryan Tolbert said...

One small contribution - "Who is the King of all Cornies?"

David said...

King L-ear? (Get it?)

Vern said...

Very impressive indeed.

Bryan Tolbert said...

King Lear is good, I was thinking Pop Corn.

Amy Foote said...

What did the slow mustard say?




"I can't Ketchup!!!"


Thats my original. You should hear Jeffs!

David said...

Nice. I like it.