Reality?

My girls are all addicted to reality TV shows. If someone can be eliminated, they’re in. Hooked. This got me to thinking, what if they did one big reality show to combine all reality shows?

You would take 18 overweight bachelors, a bachelorette that is raising sextuplets, have them race to a secluded desert island where they must sing for judges, remodel a kitchenette, and make a four course meal using only pinto beans, dried figs and beef jerky. Each week, there is a weigh-in and of the five men with the least weight loss, the bachelorette must pick three (by giving them a strip of bacon) that go to a dance-off where they are paired with music stars from the 90s and berated by a condescending judge from England. America gets to vote and the man with the fewest votes gets sent to the Ellen Show, (unless he has the immunity idol in which case he can just go home.)

I know it sounds dumb but my girls would watch it, and have favorites and vote.