Don't Know

1. What did the deformed bulldog say to the Mexican hairless?
2. What did Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd argue about?
3. What is the procrastinator’s standard answer?
4. What is a synonym for wildebeest?
5. What is the thrift store patron’s slogan?
6. What did the wildebeest’s lifelong friend say when reminiscing?
7. What did one log say to the other log?
8. What did the loser say to the winner?

Answers:

1. I don’t know but it wasn’t pretty
2. I don’t know but it was sure animated
3. I don’t now
4. I don’t gnu
5. I don’t new
6. I once knew a new gnu
7. How wood I know?
8. Beats me.