Which Disney Character are you?

Self-diagnostic quizzes on Facebook are apparently irresistible to 12-14 year old girls. My nieces (and my daughter) each take like 40 every day. What dress are you? What diesel engine are you? What farm animal smell are you? The quizzes seem to be getting more ridiculous. Which East African nation are you? Which lunch meat would you marry? Maybe it has to do with their seeking any input they can about their own identity. Maybe it is indicative of a self-esteem crisis. I pointed out to Erika that these quizzes can’t tell you more about yourself than you already know. She said, “I know; I was just bored.”

I bet that is the answer. I am going to write one called “Which bill should you take from you dad’s wallet and send to your uncle?” (Well, at least after you plan your Kenyan wedding to pastrami.)