- What song was played at the wedding when the lions began arriving?
- What did the schizophrenic monkey say to the attention-deficit, species-confused orangutan?
- What is the night crawler’s favorite love song?
- What do you call things like a cave, berries, a honey pot, etc.?
- What was the band called made up of nothing more than some dirt and an electric mosquito with digestive issues?
- What did the sauerkraut ask the striped strudel?
Answers:
- Here comes the pride
- Hey! Hey! We’re the monkey!
- The Way We Worm
- The bear necessities
- Earth, Wind, and Firefly
- Sprechen zebra Deutche?
3 comments:
#2 is a perfect example of the question being funny by itself. :)
Yes! It is even better than the pun.
Q. What did one sneaker say to the other sneaker?
A. This job stinks
Q. What did one diaper say to the other diaper?
A. This job is poopy
Q. What did one lollipop say to the other lollipop"
A. This job sucks
Q. What did one hypodermic needle say to the other needle?
A. This job is a pain
ENJOY
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