More Groans Ahead

1. What song was played at the wedding when the lions began arriving?
2. What kind of sandpaper do dogs buy?
3. What kind of sandpaper did the professor buy?
4. What kind of sandpaper did the meter maid buy?
5. What kind of sandpaper did the moose buy?
6. What did the mole say to his pal that was debating whether or not to dig?
7. Who starred in the skunk version of “Singin’ in the Rain?”
8. If Abba were from Peru, what might their musical be called?
9. What did the elk say to his pal when an errant golf ball was nearing?
10. How much do dog collars cost in China?

 

Answers:

1. Here comes the pride
2. Rough
3. Coarse, of course
4. Fine
5. None. Moose don’t buy sandpaper. What are they going to sand?
6. Gopher it!
7. Gene Smelly
8. Llama Mia
9. Duck! Duck, moose!
10. Nothing; they’re flea!