I forgot to mention that when making my “odor neutralizer” purchase Saturday, the cashier lady motioned to a large display by the register and said, “We’re selling Snickers, two for a dollar.”
What do you say to that? Congratulations? How about, “Well, my friend Ben Franklin and I will take 200, please.” or “Do you offer that deal to everyone or only customers purchasing Citrus Mist odor neutralizer after 20 minutes deliberation?”
I just said, “No thanks.” I’m no fun.
2 comments:
you should have spentt the dollar and eaten them both...to help your diet!
Yeah, things I couldn't say:
Do I look like I need to be eating Snickers?
(Looking at the sign) I can read, you know.
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