Friday, August 14, 2009

Dumb Jokes for a Friday afternoon

What do losing armies do when washing their hair?

- Lather. Rinse. Retreat.

What do you call Natalie’s noodles in Mexico?

- Top Ramón

What if the noodles are a light brown color?

- Taupe Ramen

What do you call an outfit made out of Ramen?

- Top Raiment

What was the sad harpooner doing all day?

- Weeping and whaling

1 comment:

Rachel said...

I think you have a gig with Popsicle.