Yesterday my brother suggested that I think of animal “cross-breeding” jokes. It is a great idea and I scarcely have stopped since. Here are 10. Admittedly, some are “groaners” but some are OK.
What do you get when you mix a kangaroo and a lifeguard?
Sack ‘n Save
A rabbit and termites?
Bugs Bunny
A fish and an elephant?
Swimming trunks
A pill bug and a horse?
Roly-Foaly
A dog and technology?
Modern Arf
A cow and bad fireworks?
Milk duds
A cow and a scale?
Milky Weigh
A cow and a mom?
A mudder
A horse and a cloaked wild hog?
Your NayBoarhood
The air above a pond with trout?
Somewhere over the rainbow
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