- Zebulun is touching me!
- Why do I always have to sit on the hump?
- (At the drive thru) I’d like 18 camel combos, plain, with an order of cinnamon shewbread.
- Mom, Delilah is wearing my veil without asking. AGAIN!
- Overheard at the Mesopotamia Social Security office: That Methuselah is killing us!
- Do you want to watch The Price is Righteous, Tribe Feud, or Hoof of Fortune?
- Oh, I think it is about time for us to have THE talk with little Mordecai, you know, the Birds and the Begats
- Just a few more "spoils" and I’ll have my Pillaging merit badge.
- In the JHS (Judea High School) parking lot, “Whoa, nice a**! How many cubits to the bushel do you get?”
Monday, September 8, 2008
More Ancient Fun
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You might want to consider a whole blog dedicated to this topic. You're killing me.
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