More Overheard in Ancient Days

Just when you thought it was safe to read my blog again. I know; I thought the Biblical humor was done too. But there are a few last stragglers:

Books by Eve

• The Devil Made me Do It
• Men are from Eden. Women are too. Men are just strange.
• Raising Cain – Memoirs of a Disappointed Mother

Hey boss, I just sold an awesome flood insurance policy to some dude named Noah.

Lot: Abram got anew name? What about me? I’m just a vacant parcel of real estate.

Another day, another shekel

The traffic is bad this morning; it’s bum to bit all the way to Samaria

Donkey Bumper Stickers:

• My other donkey is also a donkey
• Bray if You Love Jesus
• My kid could flog your honor student
• My Daughter and my gold go to Tel Aviv Tech
• Haulin' Me

Discussion between parent and teen:

Can I go to the market, to hang out with my friends?

Not in that toga, and you need to milk the goat first.

Aww Mommmm. None of my friends ever have to do ANY chores.